chippyyyz:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

tikkety-tok:

What’s a thing you didn’t know would consume so much of your time as an adult?

lennythereviewer:
“teawithmartians:
“ chickenwhite:
“ anoceanofmotion:
“ snowflakeeel:
“- @jistring
”
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
”
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
”
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO...

lennythereviewer:

teawithmartians:

chickenwhite:

anoceanofmotion:

snowflakeeel:

- @jistring

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

image

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

image

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

image

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

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painted-bees:
“ harlequin-doll:
“ adurot:
“This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
”
@alpha-team-deploy
”
The concept of relative color can be infuriating.
”

painted-bees:

harlequin-doll:

adurot:

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

@alpha-team-deploy

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

da-at-ass:
“s0irenic:
“A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in...

da-at-ass:

s0irenic:

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

ALL CONDUCTORS ARE AWARE OF FELIX